Funny Friday - A Glass of Wine

This was sent to me by email from one of my favorite people, just had to share. 

To my FRIENDS who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria

Found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of boiling , filtering and/or fermenting .

Remember:

Water = Poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of $hit...

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There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service

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Here is Iowa it is expected to be 90+ degrees (way too hot for me)

so I will be enjoying my central air conditioning

and hope to get some painting time in. 

Enjoy your Friday and weekend my friends. 
Hugs, Erin