Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky .. not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2: In the 60's, people smoked weed to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought: Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
- - -and, as someone recently said: "Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long."
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ReplyDeleteGlad to see you back on the front. I have been out of action myself for a while, but am glad to be back.
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