With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think: "Good grief, look how smart I am!"
Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!
Hugs, Erin
That's definitely one way to cover up weight gain. Can guys latch onto that aw well? Or is it simply for the women?
ReplyDeleteI say men an use it as well.......we all need reasons for our over-eating and slowed metabolism after 35 yrs of age. LOL
ReplyDeleteI love it when things I read make me laugh out loud. This made me laugh out loud which made me love you even more!
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